An almost-serious curriculum for competitive eating ā capacity training, technique, hydration, the medical realities, and the ridiculous-but-rigorous discipline of treating a hot-dog contest as a sport.
Get notifiedSee featuresThe features that make Competitive Eating College useful day-to-day.
Capacity training that respects physiology ā slow, water-and-cabbage progressions, not heroic stunts. The path to legitimate competitive volume without injury.
Technique drills ā the dunk-and-bite, the simultaneous chew-swallow, the head movement that creates capacity. Boring practice; competitive edge.
Hydration and timing ā pre-event, during, and recovery. The water schedule that lets a contest be sustainable rather than a hospital trip.
Medical reality check ā the actual health risks of competitive eating, signs of trouble, and the boundary that separates a hobby from a permanent injury.
Built for the people who'll actually use it, not for tick-box procurement.
Designed for daily use, not enterprise checkbox compliance. The features that matter, none of the ones that don't.
Hosted on our own servers in Estonia. No US-jurisdiction tracking, no third-party analytics, no data sales.
Currently in private build. Add your details and we'll let you know when it's open. b-systems.enquiries@proton.me